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A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline.

researcher - Do you use it at all in your household?""

woman - Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."

researcher - "Do you use it for anything else?"

woman - "Like what?"

researcher - "Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. SEX."

woman - "Oh, of course. Yes, we smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep the kids out."