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Whilst dining in a posh restaurant I asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot wine across to a very attractive woman sitting alone at a nearby table. The waiter takes the Merlot to the woman and says, "This is from the gentleman seated over there", indicating the sender as myself. The woman regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at me and decided to send a reply note. The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and brought it across to me. The note read "In order for me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the bank and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, I decided to compose one of my own in return. I folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return it to the woman. My note read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari 360 Spyder, an Aston Martin DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garages. I have over twenty million pounds in my bank accounts, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off TWO inches. Just send the bottle back."