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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
ANGELS, CHRISTIAN, GOD, devil, JESUS.
This is a discussion you need to read!
GOD:
Angels, do you know what I was just thinking about?
ANGELS:
What were you thinking about?
GOD:
Christians seem to have forgotten what kind of power they have available and the devil keeps on deceiving them!
ANGELS:
God, exactly what are you driving at?
GOD:
I have made my children in such a way that when the people of theworld are sitting, they would be standing, when the world is standing,they will stand out, when the world stands out, my children must beoutstanding and when the devil dares the world to be outstanding, my people will be the standards to be used!
JESUS CHRIST: They
(Christians) are also forgetting the words in Ephesians 1:3.
GOD:
Please read it out!
ANGEL:
PRAISE BE TO THE GOD AND FATHER OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST , WHO HAS BLESSED US IN THE HEAVENLY PLACES WITH EVERY SPIRITUAL BLESSING IN CHRIST.
ANGEL:
So what do we do now since the end is almost near?
HOLY SPIRIT:
My Presence is still among men and I will teach and remind the Christians of all that we have discussed. I will also make sure that they pass this message on!
JESUS CHRIST:
I will also keep on interceding for them and stand in for them even in their weaknesses.
GOD:
I will also make sure that I give to all those who ask of me, seek me and try to find me . The blessings I have promised them through my son Jesus Christ will be delivered to all those who discover that I, Jehovah, I am ready to bless them! Not because of any special things that they have done, but just because I LOVE THEM!
JESUS CHRIST:
I will also give all my followers who are willing to pass this conversation on, enough strength to carry on!
ANGELS:
We are all backing THE TRINITY and even the devil cannot stop us! How funny!
Christians are finally taking over and .......
DEVIL (eavesdropping behind the gates): I hope you all heard!
I will deploy more troops (demons) and make sure the Christians pray less,
read their Bibles less, preach less and make sure this mail does not move anywhere! Also.....
YOU SURE HEARD THAT! THE DEVIL WILL MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON BUT PROVE HIM WRONG AND SHOW HIM THE POWER YOU HAVE IN CHRIST JESUS AS A CHRISTIAN. PRAY MORE, STUDY THE WORD MORE AND PREACH THE WORD!...
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
They lie on the table side by side,
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide;
One is well worn and cherished with pride,
No, not the Bible, but the TV Guide.
As the pages are turned, what shall they see?
Oh, what does it matter turn on the TV.
So they open the book in which they confide;
No, not the Bible, the TV Guide.
The word of God is seldom read;
Maybe a verse before they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleep and tired as can be,
Not from reading the Bible, but from watching TV.
So then back to the table side by side,
Lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer, no time for the word,
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin, so full and free,
Is found in the Bible, not on the TV.
~ author unknown~...
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%? What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
Questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
AND, look how far the love of God will take you
L- O- V- E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!...
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
What if we bought a new one every time it wore out?
What if we upgraded it to get the latest version?
Is this something to make you go...hmmm...where is my Bible?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BIBLE IS?
_Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don’t ever have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill!!”...
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