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Yo !!
I'm feelin' like Tony tha' Tiger today....I’m GRRRRREAT !! With that' bein' said, I'm divin' into "tha' pool" first today !!
Today in Dr. Sugar Ray’s Humorous Shock Therapy-101: Tha' "N" Word..
Awwww sh-t is right….time for some science to be taught…some knowledge to be dropped…some hearts to be caught...some hypocrisy to stop !!
That's right....we’re gonna' LAUGH ‘bout tha' use of tha' "N" word !!
Getcha' notepads and pens ready....get tha' chips off ya' shoulders....go ahead and do tha’ necessary "waste evacuation" so there are NO accidents as you're laughin' ya' asses off….just GET READY DAMMIT !!
Lemme’ start off by first sayin' that it's only a word....it has NO power ‘til someone GIVES it power....
And guess what ?? Tha' person on tha' RECIEVIN’ end of that word is tha’ ONLY one who can give it power..
Puzzled ?? Confused ??
Okay....example..
A lot of ya’ will recall that situation in a club a while back where a guy showed his ass and completely disrespected me and for some reason or anotha', became hostile, proceedin’ to call me a "dumb, crippled nigger.."
Oh BOO F-CKIN' HOO !!
Did that word have any power with me ?? Absolutely NOT..
To me, it was just anotha’ attempt by anotha’ idiot to hurt my feelings or to put me down and elevate himself in tha' eyes of everyone around us at that time !! It had NO application to me whatsoever....it DIDN’T, WOULDN’T and COULDN’T ever !! It was laughable at best and I treated it as such..
HOWEVER....what he did AFTER that is what got him snapped, crackled, popped, locked and dropped into a bleedin', twitchin' mess and carried out !!
Invadin' my personal space will get yo' ass broken-up every time folks....underline that SH-T in ya' notes !! Tha' word "nigger" should no longer get us black folks in an uproar, in my humble opinion….It shouldn't get ANYONE in an uproar, for that matter..
I mean pull out ya' dictionaries and look it up.. I'm serious….go ahead, look that sh-t up….and I don't mean usin’ some lil' grocery-store pocket-filler either !! I’m talkin' about a big ol' dust-covered, spider-web infested, make ya' sneeze kinda' dictionary with about 2000 pages….remember that N-word spelled with two-g's, otherwise you're gonna' come up with some river in tha' Congo..
Yeah, I'm aware that it's in Africa, but that's not at ALL what this word is ‘bout so don't make me reach through this computer and give ya’ a "Sugar Smack" !!
I can hear somebody now, "Well we're talkin' about tha’ word 'nigger' and tha' Congo is in Africa, so they must be related.."
And ya’ correlate tha' two of them HOW ??
* SCHH-MAACCKK !! * - ..I warned ya’..
Anyway....tha' word "nigger" has nothin’ to do with any specific RACE of people does it ?? :::: observin’ audience acceptance of this fact ::::
Instead, it pertains to IGNORANCE and resultin’ BEHAVIOR of such ignorance….usually through words, actions, choices....anything that has ignorance as a basis !!
STUPIDITY is a branch of ignorance..
Most ANGER is a result of SOME kind of ignorance { which is why apologizin’ afterwords is MANDATORY !! }
PREJUDICE, in ANY form, is a DIRECT result/branch of ignorance..
Do ya' get what I'm sayin' here ??
Anyone, of any RACE ..of any GENDER.. can, has and will have tha' word "nigger" thrown at ‘em..
Unfortunately, it has a stigma { from many years ago } for us black folks, for our ancestors/our predecessors/our 'roots' who had that word applied to ‘em in a way that oppressed, persecuted and controlled entire livelihoods..
Bein’ taken from what was called home....crammed like sardines in tha' bottom of dark boats for months at a time....watchin' loved ones raped, beaten, sold and treated inhumanely because of bein' of darker skin color and from a different realm, even though it wasn't a choice in ANY sense about "moving"....learning a completely new language through bein' a livin’, breathin’, working punchin'-bag....havin' tha' understandin' that if you don't do as you were 'told', you'd be beaten ‘til either they got tired of beatin’ ya’ or ‘til you were dead..
Horrible huh ??
OH, I forgot tha' last part....ya’ name isn't anything except "nigger" to these who control ya’..
For well-over 400 YEARS that was tha' case..
PERSONALLY I think I'd probably be one of tha' first ones killed cause' I don't do well with bein' told what to do....but that's beside tha' point..
Tha’ point is that yeah I understand how bad our people had it.. I understand that America was built on their blood, sweat and tears.. I understand how our women were totally mistreated and degraded, treated as sex objects only..
Yes, our people were labeled with tha' word "nigger" in an attempt to keep us down and controlled..
But OHHHHHH have times changed !!
Instead of focusing on tha' negative of that horrific history jolt, let's flip tha' coin..
Yeah, we were brought over here against our will....but dayummmmmmm we've adapted !!
Yeah, we worked hard for "massa" back then....but Holy Hot Flips Batman/...we OWN a lot of businesses now and we have people workin' hard for US..
Yeah, we had no idea how to communicate to our captors then....but MY GAWDDD !! African Americans who DON'T go to college are in tha' minority now..
Yeah, we were called "nigger" to control us, but HA HA HA !! Now, we use a different version of tha' word to spread laughs, love and ass-whoopins !! Forget a "nigger"....it's all about a "nigga" !!
And not just black folks....ALL minority folks....SO MANY leaps and bounds have been made over tha' years to elevate and maintain high-levels of success, of thought, of accomplishment..
Tha' word "nigger" has NO application ..no power.. so don't give it any power by reactin' if/when someone tries to put ya’ down with it..
..reaction IS power....reaction GIVES power..
Lesson over, now comes tha' funny sh-t folks..
I say to make fun of tha' N-word…I say to make fun of those who think it’s still relevant....I say to shock tha' hell outta' people by usin' it as much as possible and laughin' ‘bout it !!
If someone ‘round ya’ at work is actin' ignorant and it bothers ya’, just look at ‘em with ya’ most solemn expression and say, "NIGGA' PLEASE !!"
If you're out somewhere and see some repugnant sh-t in ya’ circumference, just throw ya' hands up and yell out, "NIGGAZ PULLEEZZ !!"
If you're in a restaurant and get tha' wrong food or wrong drink, don't get angry !! Ya’ waitress/waitor is probably on edge and havin' a bad day already, so just smile and say, "Nigga/Niggarette PLEASE !! It's all good..I'm all good and you're all good, so don't sweat tha' small sh-t !!"
All these so-called “celebrities” who wanna’ adopt these lil’ black kids in other countries { not tha’ lil’ bad asses in THIS country who could possibly need tha’ help }, then parade ‘em around like trophies, without knowin’ how to properly do a black person’s hair need to be told, “NIGGA PLEASE !! If ya’ wanna’ LIVE tha’ part, at LEAST get some Afro-Sheen and a comb for that lil’ muh’f-cka !!” If ya’ know someone who already has a buncha’ damn kids with a buncha’ damn baby daddies and ain’t taken care of ANY of ‘em, yet they insist on havin’ ANOTHA’ child, let ‘em know, “NIGGA PLEASE !! You already gotta’ uncontrollable TRIBE….fo’ f-ck sake dumb ass, let tha’ p-ssy REST for a while !! SH-T tha’ bed !!” If ya’ know of someone who keeps makin’ tha’ same mistakes with tha’ same results, only changin’ tha’ names of tha’ people involved, then ya’ better tell ‘em, “NIGGA PLEASE !! THAT’S just some repugnant IG’nant nigga sh-t !! Ya’ ass needs therapy, needs some medication and/or needs Jesus !! Ya’ need to get up outta’ MY face though, dumb ass nigga !!”
If you don't like ol' President Bush lil' "adjustment plan" ‘bout sendin' MORE of our troops over to Iraq, please send that piece of sh-t an email, letter or telegram sayin', "NIGGA PLEASE !! Ya' NEED someone to BUST DAT' ASS GEORGE and get yo’ ass outta’ office….NIGGA !!"
If some telemarketer calls up askin' for this or that, don't even let them finish their "sales-pitch"....stop ‘em dead in their tracks with a "NIGGA PLEASE !!" and as they gasp in shock, slam tha' phone down !! That'll “learn 'em” !!
If someone is ONLINE….bein’ dramatic, bein’ a ho, manipulatin’ folks, lyin’, tryin’ to run game, actin’ like their somethin’ special, usin’ pictures of other people instead of their own, has a signifigant other or a spouse, is into tha’ “slave-master” lifestyle, are swingers, are hookas, are strippers, are escorts, are call-girls, have been in physically-abusive relationshipS { not 1 or 2, but repeatedly and consistently } cryin’ “wolf” and returnin’ back to ‘em, have had SOME kinda’ sexually transmitted disease due to their own poor choices in sex partners, change jobs like a pair of socks, live off tha’ system { ESPECIALLY in Canada } with a content state of mind and/or live for tha’ MOMENT instead of PLANNIN’ AHEAD….then all ya’ gotta’ say to ‘em is, “NIGGA PLEASE !!” ..nothin’ more is needed !! Those two words have MORE meanin’ for ‘em than ya’ realize !! ROFLMFAO !!!
Hell....I've even been in Walmart or some other store and suddenly heard somethin’ like:
"Look here lil' nigga...I TOLD YOU ‘NO’ dammit !! Don't make me bust yo' lil' ass up in here !!"
"NIGGA GETcho’ ass over HERE !!"
"YESSS….these are ALL my lil' nigglettes !!"
Now SOME of ya’ are laughin' ya' asses off right now....GOOD !!
Some of ya’ ain't quite sure WHAT to do....so go ahead and fart, then laugh...it's okay !!
And for those of you are appalled by what ya’ just read....quit actin' like ya’ need an enema and LAUGH already !!
Remember..
"Don't take it PERSONAL....it's just COM-M-M-M-MEDY….from ASS-LEVEL !! Tha' internet is MYYYY stage !!"
OH..
If ya’ wanna' pass these laughs along, please do so..
If ya’ wanna' TALK about this among ya'selves and laugh again, please do so..
BUT if you're in PUBLIC and start repeatin' this sh-t, out loud, around people, especially BLACK PEOPLE and ya’ DON'T know ‘em, chances are that you WILL get yo' ass whooped !!
Until our society is a lil' less SENSITIVE ‘bout words, ya' just MIGHT wanna' keep this in YOUR circle of friends....at least ‘til I can teach tha' whole WORLD ‘bout my "Sugar Rayisms" !!
If ya’ have somethin' ya’ wanna' contribute, send it to a nigga'….otherwise NO HOMEWORK !!
Class Dismissed !!
Sugar Ray D.
