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Mary notice this notice,But this notice is not noticing you. There will be a concert, But it won’t be a concert. Admission: FREE! Pay at the door. Seat available! Sit on the floor. (Pause) On the night of the concert, The announcer says: Ladies and Gentlemen, Asses and jack asses, Cockroaches and Flies! I stand behind you, As I stand in front of you. To tell you a story, I know completely nothing about. But before I start, There are some hot patties in the fridge and some cold drinks in the oven. (Pause) One bright morning, in the middle of the night, Two dead boys stood up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew a sword to shoot each other. As they battle through the hot but cold night, A deaf policeman heard the up roar. A paralyzed donkey kicked him through a six inch wall and he fell in an empty bucket, Full of tar. If you don’t believe this lie is true,Ask the blind man.................He saw it too.