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Ladies, if Your Man Aint Duing Dis Rite, tell him to pay attention...dis how it start off I start by kissin down ur neck, slowly and real gently, then going to the other side kissin lower and lower down to ur breast and kissin and licking and sucking on ur nipples and playin wit yo titties, gently while moving my tongue in a circular motion to the rythim of ur moans for more, and i start to go lower and lower past ur stomach, down to your thighs, up da sensitive part real slow and back down across ur wet and drippin pussy lips just barely touching ur clit wit my tongue and going to your other thigh and duin da same and kumn back to ur pussy, um takin my finger and insertin it inside yo pussy while um playin wit ur clit wit the other hand, and wit the hand dats inside you uma be playin wit yo G-spot, making you kum over and over and over by making it more sensational than the last time........

First ,I lay u on your back.Id have your feet flat on the bed cause your legs r bent and spreaded just enough for my head to line up wit your pus** doors.Then i begin to lick your pus** lips like my tougue is your pUs** lips lipstick.Then i begin to lick your clit in a circular motion so good that u change my name to Hurricane Tougue............Then i start to lick your whole Pus**in a steady lick and suck pattern until your toes start to curl and your Pus** start to throb because its about to cum all over my chin.Then while your PUs** is getting ready to explode,i tell u to grab the bac of my head and push my face in your pus** so that i almost pass out cause i cant breath cause u have my whole face ,nose and mouth buried in your Pus**...Finally i put my hands around your hips and push your pus** back and forth from my mouth until.....................your Pus** rains like it is doing tonite but whats different is that........................................................... your pus** rains on my face because i just made u bust a BIg Azz Nut...

What more can I say??? I have the need to plezz you everyday. As the days, minutes, seconds, fuck it when the time jus past me by I get harder and start to sweat cold sweats feeling like a fiend with no cocaine. My nerves get bad so I start to smoke,visioning your sexy curves moving as the smoke clear. I close my eyes and picture you near. Your sexy voice I still hear, making my D*ck start to throb. Ummm I start to rub your lips, then start to spread them open to expose your clit. I look you in your eyes and like my lips and start to lick you with the tip of my tongue, holding you tight my licking you gentle. I start to lay back as you stay on top, riding my face smooth and fast like a Benz. Gripping that ass of yours I stick my tongue deeper inside you playing with your clit with my hands at the same time. Umm as you slide your wet puss down my chest I hear a low moan, sliding your self on my feel so great!!!! Your warm, wet, tight damn baby your gripping. "Ride slow and let me go deeper" is what I tell you." I'm gonna take control" is what I whisper in your ear as you lean forward towards me. Giving you deep rubs down your back as I push my self deeper inside you I feel the chills going up and down your body. I slowly turn you over and put your legs over my shoulders and brace my self to go deeper and harder in side you, I start to go faster every time I hear you scream, Bending you over and looking at you from behind is a wonderful site. So phat, so plump, so right. I start to eat you from behind to get that puss wetter then a Persian rug. I hold on your waist as I start to give you everything and more. Just hearing you scream " I'm about to cum" gets me excited I start to go faster and faster and here it cum your puss start to get wetter and put a tight grip on my dick and as you cum and I cum, your puss jus let go and let the juices flow. As I give you that last stroke, I turn you over and ask you "Are you ready for round two???"...

"The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­" At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not wor k! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, You probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or BASEBALL. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for! reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh...

1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would you suck/lick me? Answer: 4. Would u ........ me hard? (fill in the gap too!) Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? If so, who would be the third person? Answer: 10. What about me makes you want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would you talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? (location, not body-wise) Answer: 13. Would you do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would you go out with me? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would you mind if we did it like a ........ star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 21. Would you do me once and leave me the next day? Answer: 22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you do? Answer: 23. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to do you?? Answer:...