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HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 1. WHEN A CO-WORKER COMES IN A LITTLE TOO HAPPY SINGING "GOOD MORNING" TO EVERYONE AND YOU THINK "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SLAP THE Sh@! OUT OF HER" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 2.WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN AND ANNOUNCES, "OFFICE MEETING IN 5 MINTUES," AND YOU THINK, "WHAT THE F*&% DO THEY WANT NOW?" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 3. WHEN YOUR STATIONERY MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS AND YOU WANT TO SAY, "WHICH ONE OF YOU M#$^% F%&#S" TOOK IT?" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 4.WHEN YOU AND A CO-WORKER ARE DISCUSSING SOMETHING, AND A THIRD PERSON COMES IN AND SAYS, "WELL AT MY LAST OFFICE...." AND YOU WANT TO SAY, "WHO THE F&#* CARES? YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 5.WHEN YOU STEP ON THE ELEVATOR AT WORK ONLY TO BE ENGULFED WITH FART AND YOU WANT TO SAY, " YOU NASTY M#$^% F%&#S" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 6. WHEN YOU HEAR A CO-WORKER CALL YOUR NAME AND THE FIRST THING THAT CROSSES YOUR MIND IS, "WHAT THE F%8& DOES SHE WANT NOW?" AND YOU TRY TO HIDE UNDERNEATH YOUR DESK YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 7. WHEN YOU TAKE SOME VACATION TIME AND COME BACK TO FIND A MOUNTAIN OF PAPERWORK SITTING ON YOUR DESK BECAUSE NO ON ELSE WOULD DO IT AND YOU THINK "SORRY A## M#$^% f%&#S" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 8. IF YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POISONING, CHOKING, PUNCHING OR SLAPPING SOMEONE THAT YOU WORK WITH YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 9. IF YOU AVOID SAYING MORE THAN HELLO OR HOW ARE YOU TO SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO LEAD TO THEIR WHOLE F*&$# LIFE STORY. YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK 10. IF IT WAS EASY FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT ALL THE CUSS WORDS YOU DEFINIETELY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK! NOW LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS...

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STOP!!!! walking around spreading lies on my HEAVENLY FATHER that HE made you the confused being that you are. My HEAVENLY FATHER is PERFECT HE makes NO MISTAKES!!!! From the day, you the confused was born you were born a Heterosexual made PERFECT by my HEAVENLY FATHER. You the confused one came into this world and decided that YOU wanted to be a batty-bwoy or pussy-gal. My HEAVENLY FATHER has nothing to do with ABOMINATION!!!! HE gave you a CHOICE follow ME or the devil. You the confused one made your CHOICE!!!! STOP!!!! spreading lies that my HEAVENLY FATHER created you to be batty-bwoy and pussy-gal. Keep uttering this ABOMINATION out of your mouths, because as my HEAVENLY FATHER has written you shall feel HIS WRATH!!!! EG. Sodom and Gomorah!!!! Why I call you CONFUSED? batty-bwoy if you not confused why then your lover acts like a WOMAN? If you hate WOMEN and don't want anything to do with WOMEN why then try to act like a WOMAN. COFUSED HEAD NO GOOD pussy-gal if you hate MEN and want nothing to do with them, why then you buy a PENIS to make your lover happy. Should you not make your lover happy with a VIRGINA!!!! Why do you act like a MAN. CONFUSED HEAD NO GOOD Finally to all the so call Heterosexual Males that take pleasure in seeing 2 females getting it on your fit to be called a BATTY BWOY!!!! you can't accept one and condem the other. I pray to my HEAVENLY FATHER each night to give me the wisdom and the strength to teach my child the ways of the bible and pray for protection and guidance from the devil and his teachings. This way I NORE MY OFF-SPRING WILL BE CONFUSED!!!! I HAVE 3 FEMALES AND 3 MALES ON MY FRIENDS LIST BECAUSE THEY ARE HETEROSEXUALS, THE DAY THEY CHOOSE TO BE CONFUSED IS THE DAY THEY GET DELETED!!!!...

Women & Men Online I decided to write this after having a conversation with a group of men today 11.7.06. After the conversation was over I was left to re think the way I talk to people online. Have I been a victim to this behavior and didn’t even know. I just thought I was having casual chat and making friends, after all that’s what Friends List means right? According to the men Women are overly excited when a man shows some interest especially the ones that have been alone for awhile. According to the guys Big turn off for men, as women tend to get possessive leaving ten emails for one day. One guy showed me this and all he did was delete them and the emails kept coming. The emails reminded me of the movie FATAL ATTRACTION. For awhile I felt like dam have I been doing this, I know I send emails but have I been sending too many? The men I spoke to are married who have conversations with single women online. They never ever say that they are married, according to them women are so lonely and eager to find a partner that she makes it easy for guys to tell her what she wants to hear thus she believes and soon is a victim of Married men trying to see if THEY STILL GOT WHAT IT TAKES. Women who fall ease are easily hurt. My motto never let your guard down it pays to keep it up. They said they have tried this on several occasions one admitted he told the woman yes he was married but then she was so caught up in the way he showed her attention that she out right said ok she don’t care she still wanted to meet with him. Is it that the species we call women are so pathetic and naive we think men are seriously interested in us. Notice how we easily tell them practically everything about us and they are still a mystery. One guy said to me this is a FAULT of women, we never leave anything mysterious about us thus having the guy come back for more we just blurt it all out and then, after a week or so the woman wonders why the guy has lost interest. There is nothing more to talk about she has told him all. I admit I have done this and now I have mixed feeling whether I should continue to talk. Seriously I don’t mind saying I have been there as my mistake is another woman’s stepping stone. I will add the interest has not been lost as yet but I do tend to talk a lot, if I find the person interesting. I then argued that most women see friendship differently and think that by talking she is developing a friend she is not necessarily thinking about walking down the alter or getting into be it’s just FRIENDS. Now what have I concluded by this: Women are too emotional whether in person or over the net. Another major flaw women tend to get upset when the men don’t responded to emails getting all bent out of shape even cursing. If this sounds like you look into it and recognize and practice what the men do. Leave the emotions out of it and just talk about the moon in the sky how lucky we are we have a moon LOL. I am serious ladies a lot of us too jumpy when the men come a calling, slow you roll and just watch it unfold if you go too hasty you will miss out on the important things. Also and the most important of all MEN ONLINE HAVE 20 OTHER WOMEN TALKING TO DON’T THINK ITS ONLY YOU, SEE THEIR FRIENDS LIST OK TAKE NOTICE THEY GET A LOT OF MAILS SO BE PATIENT THEY WILL EVENTUALLY RESPOND OR MAYBE NOT LOL....

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Think carefully about what you will be reading. This is a new one for me... Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, T'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, To have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, Illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, Or even speak His Name! Every day got worse and worse, And days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, We heard gun shots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime, That's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, And teach our kids to pray! It is said that 86% of Canadian, American & British people believe in God. Why don't we just tell the other 14% to be quiet and sit down????...

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