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Eh em..Attention..Attention, This message is being broadcast in patois, the native tongue of Jamaica. If you have gotten a grade of "C" or higher in patois class please proceed in reading this blog...if not, get a translater. So now mi hear seh some a unu ooman a buy plane ticket fi man come look fi unu. A suh buddy skiarce? Fi all a unu when out deh weh a spansa deez trips, Stop it! I can give you one good reason. Pum pum is the most powerful ting daht Gahd eva mek, you ear? If you have a pussy, yuh nuh suposia buy nuh man way fi come fuck yuh. If the feeling is truly mutual and him wah fih check yuh inna decent way den tell him seh yuh wi mek im stay comfahteble. Yuh an I bot know seh is a hard ting fi do especially weh yuh truly like di sumaddy. But hush, yuh wi learn. Men, unu have the hangle wen it comes to relationships an Women, unu have the hangle wen it comes to sex. I stand firm wen I say, women nuh suppose fi ah go out har way fi buddy. An unu man weh a preach pon di poor ooman dem, an a fly to all di carners of the earth to fuck off di ugly gal dem, wen unu know seh unu no wah dem, shame on unu. Tell di gal seh she ugly, an if she really wah a one fuck yuh wi gi har, but she affi pay di way. The best ting yuh can do is to be upfront, mek dem know how you feel fi real, atleast it woh hurt suh much aftah yuh hanesty. Fi di eediat dem weh still nah heed, mi deh fi laff aftah unu. An di one dem weh get dem hart broken an neva si it coming..A good!..ha ha ha...serious ting...let out dem name suh yuh can wahn fucha victims from being hurt like yuh. "Di line is now open for request"