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Posted on Wednesday, December 5 2007 at 09:45 pm
NAME_________ Address Mobile: **** *** *** Email Add Nationality D.O.B Rationale I am well groomed and decent young man who is positive, funny and always looks on the bright side of life. I keep good company and have excellent conversational skills I have the ability to be nerdy but look cool. I have been known to be the bad boy I am now reformed for many years now and I am looking to settle down. Key Skills o 6 years Customer Service o 6 years proven monogamous relationship o 3 years Date Planning and Organisation o 6 years Management and Supervisory skills (some one has to take charge at times) o 2 years Training and Support experience (for girls who needed it) o Good strong Communication and Presentational skills (aka Game and knows how to dress) o 3 years plus experience being romantic and appreciative o Adventurous and spontaneous o Quick Learner Relationship Summary Nov 2003 to present day Latisha From Totteridge and Whetstone Responsible for keeping her satisfied and happy at all times make sure she stays up to date with new and up coming fashion trends. Reason for leaving Although she fine as hell, she is killing my wallet and is always out with her friends on the weekend its all good if she goes out and gets back at what ever time but if I am out with my boys all hell breaks loose! Plus I dont like the way her eyes have a habit of wandering especially when I am driving! Where as I cant look at my shoes with out being accused of checking out some random girls butt. Did I mention she hurting my wallet. Jan 2003 to Nov 2003 Samantha From, Canary Wharf Responsible for the provision of superior standards of sexercise as well as keeping her happy and letting her have control of the remote between 6pm and 9pm for daily soaps. Reason for leaving Although I Reached and exceeded her level of sex drive still found out that she still seeing her ex! Found out in the worst way via a t mobile error our lines got crossed (I bought her a contract phone on my line) and she was telling me bout the spectacular head I was going to receive when she comes to link me on the weekend after she tells her cashpoint she leaving to go check her sisdrins in brum and laughs that Muppet believes anything I tell him she says calling me Marcus. Do I need other reasons??? Jan 2001 to Nov 2002 Tanisha From, Dalston High Street Responsible for her well being, happiness and to take her side in all arguments she causes or gets into! Reason for leaving She alienated me from my friends and family cause they all hated her for rudeness and blatant disregard for anybody?s feelings save her own. Almost had me killed by guys she would be unnecessarily rude to by telling them not to watch her or she get her man to tump dem up!!! The brightly coloured weaves and gold tooth and ridiculous amount of gold on neck and wrist you could hear her coming a mile off And trying to kill me with the pepper in her cooking! Training and Qualifications o Degree in Listening and being considerate o Degree in Sexercise o GNVQ Intermediate Love & attention o GNVQ Advanced Foreplay & stamina o 6 GCSE qualifications o Knowledge of women?s fashion o Independent Grooming Qualification Interests and Hobbies I enjoy reading fictional books and I?m a dedicated comic book collector. I play basketball and badminton in my spare time. In addition I also like to work out and produce music of various genres. o References available upon request copy and paste in your journal |
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