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Location: London, United Kingdom
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Gender preference: Female

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  NAME_________

 

  Address

  Mobile: **** *** ***

  Email Add

  Nationality

  D.O.B

 

  Rationale

  I am well groomed and decent   young man who is positive, funny and always looks on the bright side of life. I   keep good company and have excellent conversational skills I have the ability to   be nerdy but look cool.

  I have been known to be the bad boy I am now   reformed for many years now and I am looking to settle down.

 

  Key Skills

 

  o 6 years Customer Service

  o 6 years proven monogamous relationship

  o 3 years Date Planning and Organisation

  o 6 years Management and   Supervisory skills (some one has to take charge at times)

  o 2 years Training   and Support experience (for girls who needed it)

  o Good strong Communication   and Presentational skills (aka Game and knows how to dress)

  o 3 years plus   experience being romantic and appreciative

  o Adventurous and spontaneous

  o Quick Learner

 

 

  Relationship Summary

 

  Nov 2003 to present   day

  Latisha

  From Totteridge and Whetstone

  Responsible for keeping   her satisfied and happy at all times make sure she stays up to date with new and   up coming fashion trends.

  Reason for leaving

  Although she fine as hell,   she is killing my wallet and is always out with her friends on the weekend its   all good if she goes out and gets back at what ever time but if I am out with my   boys all hell breaks loose!

  Plus I dont like the way her eyes have a habit   of wandering especially when I am driving! Where as I cant look at my shoes with   out being accused of checking out some random girls butt.

  Did I mention she   hurting my wallet.

 

 

  Jan 2003 to Nov 2003

  Samantha

  From,   Canary Wharf

  Responsible for the provision of superior standards of   sexercise as well as keeping her happy and letting her have control of the   remote between 6pm and 9pm for daily soaps.

  Reason for leaving

  Although   I Reached and exceeded her level of sex drive still found out that she still   seeing her ex! Found out in the worst way via a t mobile error our lines got   crossed (I bought her a contract phone on my line) and she was telling me bout   the spectacular head I was going to receive when she comes to link me on the   weekend after she tells her cashpoint she leaving to go check her sisdrins in   brum and laughs that Muppet believes anything I tell him she says calling me   Marcus.

  Do I need other reasons???

 

 

 

 

  Jan 2001 to Nov 2002

  Tanisha

  From, Dalston High Street

  Responsible for her well being,   happiness and to take her side in all arguments she causes or gets into!

  Reason for leaving

  She alienated me from my friends and family cause   they all hated her for rudeness and blatant disregard for anybody?s feelings   save her own.

  Almost had me killed by guys she would be unnecessarily rude   to by telling them not to watch her or she get her man to tump dem up!!!

  The   brightly coloured weaves and gold tooth and ridiculous amount of gold on neck   and wrist you could hear her coming a mile off

  And trying to kill me with   the pepper in her cooking!

 

  Training and Qualifications

  o Degree in   Listening and being considerate

  o Degree in Sexercise

  o GNVQ   Intermediate Love & attention

  o GNVQ Advanced Foreplay & stamina

  o 6 GCSE qualifications

  o Knowledge of women?s fashion

  o Independent   Grooming Qualification

 

  Interests and Hobbies

 

  I enjoy reading   fictional books and I?m a dedicated comic book collector. I play basketball and   badminton in my spare time. In addition I also like to work out and produce   music of various genres.

 

  o References available upon request

 

 

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