a joke well why not and even about a pastor you know they re still human even if their words are divine so at church sunday pastor brian is furious during his preach some one he shouts claims i m member of the klu klux klan someone in this church and i won t stop before i know who speaks so evil about me an hour of brimstone and fire only got the flock only nervous till suddenly young sexy jessica got up and whispers i m afraid is my fault but i didn t want to i m sorry the pastor baffled you jessica i would never expect it rom you we get along so fine, so long why do you do that to me.. jessica whispers i didn t plan it pastor you know how i feel about you i never expected it to happen but it did last sunday i should ve been at church but i was with my bf jim at the creek and yes he was hot but he so damned fizzly and dumb that i got tired of him and his srtumbling hands that i pushed him off him of course he got disappointed and angry and strted to quarrel with me so i got angry with him and told him to back off but he kept on being a nuisance so i said now think of the pastor that s a guy beware of him i said he is the wizard under a white blanket and yes jim was quiet and went without a word but now i think he misunderstood me

George Bush, Tony Blair and Portia Simpson all paid the Devil a visit to Hell. While they were there.. it was extremely Hot.... so Bush promise the devil.. a brand new AC infrastructure so in there can be cooler..... So bush ask the Devil for a Phone call back the US to make the arrangement. Bush spent 3 hours on the call.. the devil said that will cost u 3 million Bush eyebrow raise.. however he paid it. Tony Blair notice there wasnt any executive chairs there and they all had to sit on stones, so Blair said to the Devil let me get u some POSH Swivel Chairs. So Blair Ask for A Phone Call to Call The UK. He Spent 2 Hours on the Call, the Devil say.. that will cost u 2 Million dollars. Blair Paid it. Portia got a "Please call me" message from Dr Phinn. She ask the Devil for a Call to call JA. She spent 9 hours on the call... she ends the call with a Smile and then ask the devil the Cost for the call while taking out her cheque book. Di Devil Said.. dont worry Portia... Hell to Hell Call is free.

Sister Davis was in Church giving her Confession while the congregation and the Pastor listen Keenly... Sister Davis Said "Before i was a Christian i use to cuss Bomboclaat, now that I am a Christian i say Bombath" the church started to applause suddenly the Pastor said.. "Preach sister Davis you know we dont keep up Fuckery in this Church"

Ok... An expert Diver went to sea to try and break his own world record of 200M under water. He just got his latest Nike Diving gears and ready to see if he could surpass his 200M Record Dive underwater. All is set and he Jumped, So did a unknown civilian, but the Civilian had no gears on. only thing identified the civilian was that he was a Jamaican base on the TShirt he was wearing. anyways.. The Expert Diver reach 100 feet under water and the Jamaican was stilll right beside him... it puzzle him a bit as to how a man without diving gears could risk diving so far under water, he went 50 feet deeper but the Jamaican was still beside him..... the man in the expert diving gears was scared of going too far without finding out what was the secret that made this Jamaican dive so far without gears, he went over to him and USED his WATER proof Pen & Paper.. and said to the Jamaican "Hey.. how comes u can dive 150Feet under water without gears. the Jamaican then wrote "Bomboclaat ediot u nuh see sey a drown mi a drown"

hey folks.. if you have any good jokes, please share with me.

ways to turn down a guy.....(it will make u laugh):-..........>>> > > > > > > HE: Can I buy you a drink? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a >>face >> >>>like yours. >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for >>a >> >>>face like yours. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it >>twice? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same >>mistake >> >>>twice. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: I must've been given your share. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Your face must turn a few heads. >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Okay, get out. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: I think I could make you very happy. >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Why? Are you leaving? >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same >> >>>time. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Can I have your name? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Shall we go see a movie? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: I've already seen it. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Where have you been all my life? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Hiding from you. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Is this seat empty? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: So, what do you do for a living? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: I'm a female impersonator. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Do not enter. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Your body is like a temple. >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die >>laughing. >> >>> > > > > > > >> >>> > > > > > > HE: Where have you been all my life? >> >>> > > > > > > SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your >> >>>wildest dreams.

Another joke:.. One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!" "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

here is a joke: A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. > >The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" > >The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these >cravings; she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." > >The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and >says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is >pregnant about 4 months, would be my guess." > >The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left >alone with a man! Have you Debbie?" > >Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" > >The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five >minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out >there doctor?" > >The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time >anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise >men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it!

your profile really says it all, by talkin to you in chat i really understand why you behave in that manner its just who you are.

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